Skinny Person jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

You're so skinny that you fall.