Skinny Person jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.