When jokes
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.