When jokes
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why tie when you can knot?
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.