What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Hawking's Reaction to Water
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair and a voice synthesizer because he had a disease that messed with his muscles and nerves. The joke is that if you threw water on him, he couldn't move or talk normally to stop it, so he'd just yell "fuck fuck fuck!" cause he's getting wet. I bet you'd cry.