I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
My bumper sticker says: "đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
