I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
My bumper sticker says:đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
