Sally's Minefield Mishap

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

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Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, this person helps Sally after she falls. Then, they see her again and tap her, and she falls apart. Turns out, Sally wandered into a minefield and got blown to bits! Get it? It's funny 'cause Sally got exploded! I can't believe I have to explain this. Some people have a high IQ, others, like you, eat crayons.

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