What's happening jokes
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.