What's happening jokes
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?