What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!