What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.