What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.