What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.