What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.