What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.