what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
