Politician

Politician Jokes

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

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Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

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some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians

If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott