What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
what is white with red all over.........JFK
What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife
A knife has a point
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
