What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! You see, a woodpecker uses its beak to bang its head against wood. If it ain't got no beak, then it's just bangin' its head, making it a "headbanger," like those crazy rock and roll fans. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?