Blonde In Freezer

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! So, the setup asks what you call a blonde in a freezer, right? You'd think there's some kinda dumb blonde joke coming. But nah, the punchline is that her name is Cindy and she was gonna graduate, implying she's dead in the freezer! See, it's funny 'cause it's unexpectedly morbid and you are a silly goose.