Mass Murderer jokes

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.