Mass Murderer jokes

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."