What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Balan Singh
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You are so dumb that you think a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand. This joke is all about wordplay, see? It sounds like "balancing."
Anonymous
NOT FUNNY
Hornbuckle
Dry humor. Need some New Balance dad shoes for that!