Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.

what do you call a cup with a handle?

a mug! HAHA ha… my parents just got a divorce :(

Why did the coffee file a police report??

• because it got mugged

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged

Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

what do u call a mug? a mug dummy

Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug

So once I meet this girl on tinder long story short she comes to my house and then starts to say that my house is filthy and I’m ugly so I get very angry and told her I will rape you she told yeah? I’ll call the cops them before she could even dial I threw her phone she tried to scream I pulled her down stripped her clothes till she was in a bikini I’m not gonna lie I knew I hAd to rape her now bcz of how sexy she was and she made fun of me so it was a guarantee she starts peeing her panties and starts crying out of shame and then she gets rlly angry but I told if you get angry what are you gonna do? I’m stronger than you if you get angry I will rape you twice that’s what I told them she kept quiet after that I made fun of her peeing her pants she was getting angry but she knew she will get raped twice if she did so she stayed quiet after that I ripped her panties and bra and then slowly approached her pussy with my dick and told fight back you can still escape and then I started laughing and I told I’m joking and will rape you now lol and this is why women shouldn’t make fun of men if you don’t want to get raped and I entered her pussy so hard and outmuscled and overpowered her so easily it made me Cum inside so she got angry for that and but she forgot what would happen if she got angry so I told her round 2? She realized what she did she started crying and peeing herself and begged and started apologizing to me I was so turned on and told her raping time! She cried and after I cummed hard she just looked at me sadly I told her it’s ok she got angry again the dummy and then I got rlly angry and she said sorry sorry sorry sorry I won’t do it again and I shoved it hard again and cummed and made her cry a lot after she stayed quiet no matter what I said and then tied her back and have kept her locked in my house as my housewife if she does any mistake or gets angry at me I told I will rape her and she said ok after that she never did anything wrong or atleast anything that bad so once she broke a mug and I was kinda mad and she started getting scared and peed her pants and said sorry pls don’t rape me pls sorry I was so turned on I wasn’t gonna rape her but bcz of her scared voice I had to so I chased around the room until she met a wall and said sorry for running pls don’t rape me too hard and I did the opposite of that and after that she hasn’t said anything after making a mistake bcz she doesn’t want to be raped lol it’s so funny seeing her on edge