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Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged

Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴