Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged

Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

what do u call a mug? a mug dummy

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

what do you call a cup with a handle?

a mug! HAHA ha… my parents just got a divorce :(