Parent

Anonymous

what do you call a cup with a handle?

a mug! HAHA ha… my parents just got a divorce :(

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

Breakfast

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

Animal

Anonymous

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Cup

Anonymous

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged

Zing

Anonymous

Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Coffee

Anonymous

the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911

Yo mama

UwU My Crush is Enzo UwU

Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug

Cup

Anonymous

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Dummy

Anonymous

what do u call a mug? a mug dummy

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