Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Why did the coffee file a police report??
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴