What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.