What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.