What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
