What Do You Call a... jokes
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.