What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.