Weather jokes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Memes
False.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.