Weather jokes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Memes
False.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.