Weather jokes
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.