Weather jokes
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.