Weather jokes
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!