Weather jokes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!