I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Fog Jokes
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
When I mist, I miss.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
