Fog jokes

I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

When I mist, I miss.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"