DARK RAPBOAT
@darkrapboat
This is the account I use when I get angry
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."