Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water š¤£šš¤£šššš
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
Water What is the kingās favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another kingās favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
How did Stevan hailingās die?
His computer got a virus
"Amen "Amen" "Amen"
Hail satan.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
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Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
Oh Hail no!!!
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
