Weather jokes

What do you find at the end of a rainbow?

Answer: W.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.

Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!

Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!

Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?