Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
