Weather jokes
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Memes
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."