Weather jokes
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Memes
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.