Weather jokes
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
False.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.