When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
