Weather jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Memes
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.