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My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
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When the school shooter finds you under the table;
Wonderful weather we're having!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Animals are just... so hot
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
