Weather jokes
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Community talk
why is the feels like temperature different than the actual temperature. like if it feels like 56 outside why is it actually 67 degrees why isn’t it js 56 degrees
triple digit weather is yummy
Bro we had 90 degree weather snow and a tornado watch all within 48 hours