Weather jokes

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

Wee snaw.

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

Mom: Go water the plants.

Me: But it’s raining outside.

Mom: Go grab the umbrella.

Me: What???

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?