Weather Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wee

Wee snaw.

Fan

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

Memes

River

other ohio meme lol

A hand holding an umbrella sticks out from the water. The text on top of the image says "MEANWHILE ALONG THE OHIO RIVER..." and the text at the bottom says "ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!"

Umbrella

Mom: Go water the plants.

Me: But it’s raining outside.

Mom: Go grab the umbrella.

Me: What???

Rain

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

Wind

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

Storm

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Stephen Hawking

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?

Memes

Account

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

Bro

A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."

Duck

Two white ducks are sitting on the side of a body of water. The text on the image says "Ducks will start to melt at 90 degrees."

Short People

short people when they see rain

A man with blue eyes and a beard is looking up, his facial expression suggests surprise or fear. The background is a blurred blue, which could be a wall or the sky.

Autumn

When you do not touch grass :

Two salt shakers are sitting on lounge chairs. One asks the other if they know it is autumn. The other salt shaker is surprised, saying "Wh--" In the bottom panel, the salt shaker's eyes are glowing red, and it asks, "IT'S AUTUMN ALREADY!?"

Cat

ALL ASIANS

A still from the animated movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" shows a man with wide eyes and mouth open in surprise. Above the image it says, "it's raining cats and dogs" and below it says "my chinese friend:".

69

69

The image shows a three-panel meme. The top and bottom panels feature Beavis and Butt-Head, with the top panel showing them sitting and laughing with the text "[laughing]" below them, and the bottom panel showing them laughing harder with the text "[laughing harder]" below them. The middle panel shows a weather app with the temperature reading 69° F, with 71° F as the high, 42° F as the low, and the text "Sunny" and "RealFeel 73°" below it.

Iceberg

A three-panel political compass meme. The top panel shows an NPC Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The sinking of the Titanic was an accident caused by poor weather conditions." The middle panel shows a Brainlet Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The Titanic was deliberately sunk to kill off those who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve." The bottom panel shows GigaChad against a political compass background, with the text: "Ice (((berg)))"

Emoji

more emoji kitchen nonsense

An orange cloud with an angry face is raining orange drops.

Power

FEEL THE POWER

A dark, ominous tornado descends from a cloudy sky onto a dry, flat landscape. The text 'ARE YOU PREPARED' is superimposed in white letters on the right side of the image. A small red checkmark icon is visible in the top right corner and three dots in the bottom right.

Community

Good Morning USA! I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on it’s face... no, it doesnt, its storming here

🕆︎Vαʅҽɳƚιɳαα!!☆

I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Im on the tip of it everbody knows, they know me where it SNOWS i cum in and they FROZE

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