Humidity jokes
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Dews?
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Community talk
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more