Humidity jokes
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Dews?
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Did you know that water is wet?
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Community talk
why is the feels like temperature different than the actual temperature. like if it feels like 56 outside why is it actually 67 degrees why isn’t it js 56 degrees
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more