Humidity

Humidity Jokes

Cucumber

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

Vegetable

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Skeleton

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Text

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.