Weather

Weather jokes

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.