It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Animals are just... so hot!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
