What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Animals are just... so hot!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
