Weather jokes
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Animals are just... so hot!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."