Chestnut jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.