Chestnut jokes
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Community talk
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more