Chestnut jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
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