Chestnut jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Community talk
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more