Chestnut Jokes

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.

What is a cowboy’s favorite tree? A horse chestnut tree.