Precipitation jokes

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.