Precipitation jokes

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

Dews?

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.