Precipitation jokes

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When does it rain money?

When there's a change in the weather.