Wear jokes
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Wears pink.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂