Wear jokes
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ
Whatโs brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnโt wear a seatbelt.
Wears pink.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! ๐
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"