What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What’s brow, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses A coconut on vacation
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Wears pink
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
