Wear jokes
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.