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Wear jokes

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

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  • Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

    The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    Why do mermaids wear seashells?

    They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

    Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

    Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

    Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."