Wear jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!