some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, “I’m not really a cab driver, I’m a wanted killer”. The homeless man says"I’m not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we’re gonna be completely honest, I’m not a rapper, i’m a cop’’

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!