Chain Jokes

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?

Panera Bread.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

What do you call it when Panera bread commits genocide Panera bloodshed

What store is the most public?

Publix!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?

There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''