Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Alright listen up, smart guy. The joke is that the kid crossed the road because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, implying he got thrown from a car. It's funny because it's dark and unexpected. You probably buckle up every time, thinking you're hot stuff.