Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Listen up, buttercup. Deaf girls can't hear, right? And "reading lips" has two meanings: figuring out what someone's saying by watching their mouth, and, uh, looking at their lady parts. The joke is, someone thinks they're being helpful by reading the girl's lips, but really, they're just being a perv. Also you are a dumbass.
Anonymous
WTH is right pants