Weapon jokes
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Sharpness V belt
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
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