Weapon jokes
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.