Weapon jokes
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Memes
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.