Weapon jokes
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.