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Confucius on Head-Butting

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Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is saying that head-butting a "mongoloid" is a bad idea because you'll always lose and hurt yourself. But here's the kicker: if that person has a Mongolian recurve bow, you're really screwed. It's like saying, 'Don't mess with someone in a head-butting contest, but especially don't mess with them if they have a bow.' Get it now, dummy?

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