Rpg jokes

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

What's after R-P-G?

W.

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”