Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Weapon Jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
