What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? glock glock.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
