Millimeter jokes
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
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Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself
They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I don’t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasn’t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater w… Read more
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more