Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Hey, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! This joke is playing on the double meaning of "home base." In baseball, it's the place where you score, but it also sounds like "homebase" where weapons belong. Get it? Now go back to watching your cartoons, you illiterate!
Mclol123
ah yes weapons
Kryptech
I love knives