Weapon jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Memes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"