Weapon jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*