Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
