Weapon jokes
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.