Weapon jokes
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Memes
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."