Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Silent Deadly Farts
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You know ninjas, right? Sneaky, silent types. And farts? Well, they're usually noisy and stinky. But a ninja fart? It's silent AND deadly. Get it? It's funny because you wouldn't expect a fart to be deadly. Also you are a silly goose.
NotAKiller AreYouACop?
Ayo bro, you posted the same thing twice.