Math test jokes

One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.