One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
