Weapon

Weapon jokes

Grandpa

    • I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

    A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

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    • Weapon memes

    Step

    • Steps to win a Nerf war:

    Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

    Step 2. Load hollow points.

    Step 3. Win!

    Burglar

    • A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"

    The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"

    The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"

    The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"

    The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."

    The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.

    As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"

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    • Gun

    • I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

    My victims still scream.

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