What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
Bguy_09
What’s the difference between a life and nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
What is an orphans favorite movie?
“Spider-Man Homecoming”
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.