Edgelord Impalement

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for intellectuals only, which you ain't. The joke is that the person wants to off themselves. Now, you might not know what "off themselves" means because you flunked kindergarten, but it means they want to commit suicide. They're gonna call themselves an "edgelord," which is a person who says offensive and taboo things to shock people, and then they're gonna impale themselves on a spear. Get it? No? Figures.