Morbid Song

  • So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

    *pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

    *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, numbskull. So, like, this person is all pretending to be happy, right? Then BAM! They bring out a noose and a gun, makin' a joke about killin' themselves. It's supposed to be funny because it's so morbid and unexpected. You wouldn't get it, 'cause you are dumber than a bag of hammers.

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