Weapon jokes
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.