Weapon jokes

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

Guy feels something on his back.

“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”

“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”

I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"

What should you use to battle a T-Rex?

A dino-sword.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.