If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why can't weapons play baseball
Because they need to get to homebase
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Gun + Backpack = Fun
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
