Weapon jokes
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
fucker took my food
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*